slaussed

to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".

I got so slaussed last night that i took home a cougar.

slaussed by Hammerin' Hank December 14, 2008

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slaussed

to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".

I got so slaussed last night that i scored a takedown with a cougar.

slaussed by Hank is Ballin' March 17, 2007

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slaussed

to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".

Dude, i got so slaussed last night that i took home a cougar.

slaussed by Hammerin' Hank December 14, 2008

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slaushed

To get absoulty drunk.

Last night I got so slaushed

slaushed by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005

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slaushed

To get really hammered and drunk

I got slaushed last night

slaushed by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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