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Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
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From the show "South Park"

A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.
I got my new brown scause in support of the STANground foundation.
Scause by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012
Related Words
a bracelet for a stupid cause

it's from the South Park episode "A Scause for Applause" or at least that's where I heard it first
i wear a livestrong scause, a rainforest scause, a recycling scause and wwjd scause
Scause by hahaharrison December 18, 2012
A bastardization of source. Basically, someone asking "source?" under some form of artwork. (typically porn)
Some motherfucker posts some hentai
COMMENTS: Sause?
Sause? by pancreas_Stabber_69 December 11, 2020

Mc Scuse Me 

The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their attention.
"Mc Scuse me! I know I ordered another cheesburger and large fry up in here!"
Mc Scuse Me by foxmox April 23, 2008

Scuse me while I kiss the sky 

a single line in the late Jimi Hendrix's song Purple Haze, which has seemed to captivate millions
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
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