slatersexual 

retarded

"i'm slatersexual"
"oh, you mean stupid?"

slatersexual by more amazing than you October 9, 2017

skaterosexual 

Skaterosexual : ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t'r0-sk'sh-l) n. A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn't hang out with skaters or actually skate.

Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.

Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.

Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz

This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...

Use 1 : I'm such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.

Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.

skaterosexual by kevin090 January 4, 2008

Shatnersexual 

Attracted to and will only mate with an identical genetic copy of themselves as this would be the only obviously worthy mate.

Examples of this type of sexual preference would be Admiral James T. Kirk (AKA William Shatner). Suspected shatnersexuals include Lady GaGa, Dick Cheney, the Prince formerly known as artist, Ziggy Stardust, and Oprah.

Shatnersexual by EagleFlyingLowlyOverCesspool March 6, 2010

Slatsexual 

Your only gay for other fellow vamps but you can’t be gay for a non vamp

Friend: I’m bisexual

Me:lol you fag I’m slatsexual

Slatsexual by Leoooooom November 11, 2021

sluterosexual 

(variants: slutrosexual, slutarosexual)

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to anyone who happens at the moment to be gratifying one sexually.
See: 'sluttish', 'slutty'.
• involving or characterized by a sexual attraction between very horny people: "they had a brief sluterosexual encounter at the back of the bus".

noun
a sluterosexual person.
Cf: metrosexual.
• jocular, as applied to an overly friendly housepet: "Phang is acting mighty sluterosexual this evening!"

derivatives
sluterosexuality noun
sluterosexually adverb

origin
20th C., from 'slut' (Middle English, unknown origin: slovenly or promiscuous usu. female) + 'heterosexual'.

sluterosexual by Robyn Goodfellow December 19, 2013

Skatersexual 

One who is Gay (Homosexual), but Straight at heart.

<LatentHomosexuality> ur gay!!!!111 WTF OMG
<Skater_Guy> Nah, I'm Skatersexual.

Skatersexual by Xeneth September 16, 2005

slattsexual 

you’re carti/ a vamp🧛🏻 ♀️

someone: what’s ur sexuality?

y/n: slattsexual

someone: wtf is that

y/n: i’m carti/ a vamp

slattsexual by iluvwoman April 13, 2022