Skatersexual

One who is Gay (Homosexual), but Straight at heart.

<LatentHomosexuality> ur gay!!!!111 WTF OMG
<Skater_Guy> Nah, I'm Skatersexual.

by Xeneth September 16, 2005

skaterosexual

Skaterosexual : ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t'r0-sk'sh-l) n. A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn't hang out with skaters or actually skate.

Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.

Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.

Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz

This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...

Use 1 : I'm such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.

Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.

by kevin090 January 4, 2008

Shatnersexual

Attracted to and will only mate with an identical genetic copy of themselves as this would be the only obviously worthy mate.

Examples of this type of sexual preference would be Admiral James T. Kirk (AKA William Shatner). Suspected shatnersexuals include Lady GaGa, Dick Cheney, the Prince formerly known as artist, Ziggy Stardust, and Oprah.

by EagleFlyingLowlyOverCesspool March 6, 2010

slatersexual

retarded

"i'm slatersexual"
"oh, you mean stupid?"

by more amazing than you October 9, 2017

sketerosexual

similar to heterosexual however the subject is sexually oriented towards skets

man woody is a sketerosexual

by Epicsniperb0y March 24, 2021

Skatesexual

Loving the YouTuber known to be named "Skatebtw" and stanning him like no stan has ever stanned before.

"Hey guys! I'm Skatesexual!"
"Woah, that's really cool! I love Skatebtw too!"

by PeersPersons January 8, 2023