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slattsexual 

you’re carti/ a vamp🧛🏻 ♀️
someone: what’s ur sexuality?

y/n: slattsexual

someone: wtf is that

y/n: i’m carti/ a vamp
slattsexual by iluvwoman April 13, 2022
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slothsexual 

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops
slothsexual by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

shantsexual 

When you live your life in dedication to lord Shant. You feel emotional and sexual attraction towards him and him only.

creds: g.carmen
Carmen: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Molly: Sorry, i’m a shantsexual

Slagsexual 

When someone has no sexual preference and can not be defined by being gay or straight.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.
"What she's sleeping with Annie now? I did not know she was gay."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."
Slagsexual by darlingdear March 2, 2012

Slutsexual 

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.
Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.
Slutsexual by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

Slatsexual 

Your only gay for other fellow vamps but you can’t be gay for a non vamp
Friend: I’m bisexual

Me:lol you fag I’m slatsexual
Slatsexual by Leoooooom November 11, 2021

Scottsexual 

A person who is attracted to Scott from LEGO Ninjago
Wait You're also Scottsexual?! HE'S MINE
Scottsexual by i_am_not_zane September 23, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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