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Mr.Sapowsky
He's a very rude, disrespectful fat human being who's need to be on a weight-watchers plan. He will take things out of your hand, give you a detention for opening your locker, fake trip over your feet, and he will tell you to shut up.
Mr.Sapowsky by Papaoutai January 21, 2017
Slapology
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme
2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba
Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba
Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Slapologize
To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)
Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!
Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
Bill: No need to slapologize!
Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.
Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013
Slapwank
Slapwank by Methencheesethenmethencheese May 9, 2018
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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