-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.
-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.
Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"
n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.
v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.
Slanguistic Justice /slaNG gwistik/ /just is/
n. A language devised to make sense of its stolen parts and its survival from colonized genocide. A coded expression that one’s culture uses for privacy, secrecy and protection. It can be used to convey humor; a language that is not viewed as inferior.
v. Righting a linguistic wrong; an unapologetic approach to cultural relevance. Honoring cultural brilliance resisting their language being erased; confirming its authenticity.
Ex. As the teacher graded the student’s paper and saw he began with what’s good, she honored his language because of slanguistic justice.
Ex. Slanguistic Justice must be included in all Anti-Black Racism teaching curriculums.
Ex. You know what I mean, nah mean? It’s all about Slanguistic Justice.
Ex. Slanguistic Justice is the ongoing attempt to salvage identity through language and meaning.
Dirk: Hey Frank! Pop a seat and be listenative. I'm macking on the sly with Lilly. She's a certified dime piece with bombass sweater puppies! On the real though, I need a leet sauce wingman when I peep her in the clubs. You game broseph?
Frank: No prob home slice, I'm finna to bust it in Leilani and get the lucky fuck. Gotta hook up with her. Dude, she's got a decent booty that I'd love to tap. Honestly, bro she's got "Dat Ass".
Random Passerby: Too much slanguini fellas... Jeez
One who wants the appearance of being a "gangsta" by using an excessive amount of street slang, thus making themselves look ridiculous.
Gangsta:" Hey Homie, what up?"
Slangsta:" Check this playa, I was fittin ta peep the scene at baby momma crib, when dis nigga rolled up and start mean muggin me. I was all, "hell nah nigga, you got me fucked up! I'm bout ta bust a cap in yo ass, cause I been in these streets since the cradle."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.