Spanktarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.

"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"

Spanktarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Spuntarded 

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

Spuntarded by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

Spanktard by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006

smacktarded 

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004

slangtarded 

a person who has no idea what the current slang is, not due to age, but because they do not watch tv.

she didn't know that the word gravy meant easy, and had never felt so slangtarded.

slangtarded by shimmyvee January 31, 2009

spaztarded 

1. an individual who is spasticated and retarded.

1. "that kid really pisses me off. he thinks he has friends. what a retard"
"na, mate, hes spaztarded"
"lol"

spaztarded by arse-o-holic September 1, 2009