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Swagabond 

A sub-term stemming from the word Vagabond (1: moving from place to place without a fixed home : wandering
2 A: of, relating to, or characteristic of a wanderer B : leading an unsettled, irresponsible, or disreputable life)

However the swagabond is an individual who is well kept and is unsuspecting to the general public as person who is effectively homeless. Similar to the couch surfer but applies to a more broader group and is specific on style and hygiene.
"Wait, that dude is homeless? He dresses so well, that dude's a Swagabond
Swagabond by ACFXS May 13, 2013
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slaggyboner 

Slaggyboner, a word used to describe a dangly penis, or a penis which is unable to ejaculate. Often found in old men who have had a sexually frustrated life, or teenage boys who go to all boys schools.
Oh you have such a slaggyboner!
Hey, john has a slaggyboner!!

Saxaboner 

When you play the saxophone so hard you get a boner
Dude last night I got a huge saxaboner
Saxaboner by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016

Saganboner 

A great love for all things astronomical and scientific in nature, similar to that of the late Carl Sagan.
One Guy: We are all starstuff
Other Guy: Oh man, I've got such a Saganboner

Slambone 

(1) To describe hardcore sex that can be defined as sick nasty, nailed to the wall, or railing of the opposite sex

(2) To describe someone of the opposite sex as extremely hot or doable.

(3) To describe an extremely satisfying action or situation.
Most preferably used as: Slambonein

Other uses:

(1) Slambone

(2) Slamboned

(3) Slamboneing

(4) Slamtastic

Example sentences:

(1) Damn that girl was slambonein!

(2) Damn, last night was a sick nasty, nailed to the wall, slambonein night!

(3) I was slambonein that girl last night!
Slambone by Rav8es July 14, 2009
An old slapper who's showing signs of wear and tare.
"I'm getting a lot of unwanted attention on dating sites from slagbonces".
slagbonce by chimp65 July 4, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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