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When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis
Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner
Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011
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Samboner 

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
Samboner by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Saganboner 

A great love for all things astronomical and scientific in nature, similar to that of the late Carl Sagan.
One Guy: We are all starstuff
Other Guy: Oh man, I've got such a Saganboner

Sabatoner 

Someone.exe: Hey, what band do you like?
Sabatoner.exe: I like Sabaton.
Someone.exe: Oh so you're Sabatoner?
Sabatoner.exe: Yea.
Someone.exe Noice

sarabone 

Sarabone is a person who represents nature and nurture. Rain, hail, heat, etc. Beautiful, talented and versatile compared to many. Having a bigger heart, but being oddly mysterious. Sarabone is very similar to the comparison of the names Sarah and Srabone.
“I need someone such as Sarabone.”
sarabone by Jaiakakakapme November 21, 2021
when an asian gets a boner that lasts for 5 minute, and in that 5 minutes fucks egg rolls.
That dude over there is a Saboner
Saboner by Shannen January 13, 2005