slag muffin

A varient on the word slag, but not used as an exact synonym. Instead, it is an insult to someone who is being annoying, stupid or you just dislike.

(Playing poker)
Ben: "O.k so if I have a straight but with the ten, jack, queen, king, ace, is that a royal straght?"
Dudley "you fucking slag muffin."

slag muffin by Dudley Brewbags May 28, 2008

slagmuffin 

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

slagmuffin by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin 

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

SHAGMUFFIN 

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

SHAGMUFFIN by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

slagamuffin 

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth

"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."

slagamuffin by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012

Swagmuffin 

Someone with amazing and unorecedent amounts of swag

"Emily is such a Swagmuffin like wow"

Swagmuffin by swagmuffin527 January 26, 2016

swagmuffins101 

swagmuffins101 is the seggiest tiktoker ever and if ur mutuals with her literally never break it!! 😕🤝

“omg you should follow swagmuffins101, she has stomach problems!😋😋😋”

swagmuffins101 by edna🤫 June 25, 2021