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Slackmester 

A period of time during a school year when academic responsibilities are pushed aside in favor of non-academic pursuits. In slacker terms, an entire semester of going to the bar every night instead of studying. See also, alcoholism.

While it may happen at any point in a college, graduate, or high school career, typically a slackmester occurs in the last semester of a given school period, when students suddenly realize how pointless hard work really is.
Dave: "Tacos and then the bar later tonight?"

Adam: "Hmmmm Tuesday night, two papers due tomorrow at 8 AM, and I haven't slept since Sunday... count me in. I'm obligated as part of my slackmester.
Slackmester by wolfpack2421 February 4, 2013

sackless 

1. A person who lacks initiative.
2. A person who lacks wherewithal.
3. A person who has no "sack." Lacks braveness, boldness, assertiveness.
1. The sackless intern can't seem to find any work to do.
2. That sackless chap wants to own a convenience mart, but can't even pay his newspaper bill on time.
3. It's a sackless captain that can't steer his own ship.
sackless by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

slackass 

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.
Do it yourself, slackass.
slackass by innocentsinner March 10, 2005

slackassery 

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.
Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.
slackassery by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

Suckcession

A session(meeting) with the intent of nothing but oral(lots of licking, kissing and SUCKing).

a compound word formed from:

Suck: giving oral sex

Session: A meeting with the intent of completion of a set task

a Suckcession!
Yeah, my baby and I took a little trip to the movies yesterday and it turned into an orgy! We took turns going down on each other about ten times!!! It was a beautiful Suckcession!
Suckcession by Redwings Addict April 12, 2010

slickness 

1. To possess the ability to seduce women, often many at a time.

2. Being able to service many women in a short time period, but not get caught.

3. Being seemingly patience to the outsider, while girls want to slob on your knob that very moment.
Nerd: How do you sleep with three different girls on the weekend, and still have a girlfriend.

Mr. Slick: The slickness my friend, it's an artform.

Nerd: How do I become slick?

Mr. Slick: You can't, you can only read about it.
slickness by In the know February 17, 2004