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A person that pretends to be successful or skillful in an area for the sole purpose of self promotion and sale of fraudulent services, or someone selling a fake product. Often stock trading advice on twitter /instagram.
Real Trader - "Look at this fake trader posting a picture of his mansion and lambo"
Other Trader -" Slabz man. Too many slabz!"
slabz by Fademe August 17, 2017
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Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
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slab dab 

A slab dab is the inhalation of the vapors produced when someone vaporizes a slab (large amount of concentrated marijuana THC in the form of wax, hash, or etc., pressed into a flat sheet).

This is usually done by placing the slab onto an extremely hot piece of metal that has been heated by a blow torch.
Want to take a slab dab?
slab dab by Pap¡ October 17, 2016

Slab Rag 

a rag used to clean up your slab
Dang thats a big slab rag, you must of had a lot of slab
Slab Rag by IUseTheSlabRag September 24, 2010
An Australian Youtuber who was falsely accused of sexual abuse and rape by FizzIpop. He has proven his innocence and now all the people who jumped the bandwagon look like clowns.
"hey did you hear about Slazo?"
"yeah man, that FizzIpop girl manipulated everyone and cut out conversations, he's INNOCENT!"
*Suprised Pikachu face*
Slazo by cerafin04 June 27, 2019

Slab-Boss 

Slab-Boss
When you have a Passion for the slab riding culture to the fullest.
really taking pride in your customized ride.
1. Person: I see you got your ride pimped out on Swangas.
2. Person: You know how the Slab-Boss do it....

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei
Slab-Boss by MillYentei DYSlick August 28, 2020
That feel after hittin it.
I’m so slazy after all that sex, I don’t even want to get out of bed.
Slazy by soggy bottoms June 22, 2018