slabbet

When your dick has been flattened out with a hammer or mallet etc. then your dick is now slabbet

last night this bitch hammered my dick into a slabbet

by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006

slabberin

to slabber at some one means that you take the piss or poke fun of

Gavin: did you hear about that slut vicky she was slabberin about you again
Adrian:That Bitch

by Gav April 1, 2005

slabber

someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.

shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!

by stuart March 16, 2004

slabbering

Northern Irish slang for talking shit

Will you quit yer slabbering?

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

Slabberdash

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

slabber

To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.

What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!

by Croft Dale January 28, 2008