Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with
bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a
couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the
world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.