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Sarcancer 

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.
Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.
Sarcancer by Goldjohney June 3, 2016

skycancer 

Rude way to adress Artillery Players in the MMO World of Tanks.
Victim: Fuck off skycancer
Arty: Haha 21cm Mörser go brr
skycancer by OneHandAndy January 4, 2021

Sarcacetious 

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)
I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.
Sarcacetious by Shane McGehee July 22, 2008

Sarcasterisk

A **symbol** when one wants to denote sarcasm in a written form, without being misunderstood.
Lawrence didn't want Edo to misunderstand his text message, so he used a sarcasterisk. "Hey Edo, **thanks** for recommending Glitter! I really **enjoyed** it. Feel free to suggest more **classics** to me."
Sarcasterisk by Beat Royalty May 16, 2009

sarcaster 

Bill Gates is a sarcaster.
sarcaster by Kyle October 17, 2004

Sarcaster 

One who is a connoisseur of sarcasm
Wow braddifer is such a sarcaster, it's beautiful.
Sarcaster by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

Sarcaster 

(n) An individual who thinks he/she is sarcastic but actually is cringy and unfunny.
Eg: He thinks he is sarcastic. But he is a sarcaster.
Sarcaster by Intellect level99 March 6, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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