sky internet 

the shittest internet provider in the uk

sky internet fiber is slower than aol ffs

sky internet by CalTheTroll July 8, 2017

skinternet 

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.

"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

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skinternet by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005

skinternet 

Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.

Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.

skinternet by swineyvee October 19, 2006

Skinternet

Skinternet – a modern version of being broke, watching free online content. Watching movies, listening to music, watching YouTube videos—spending all day, every day online, on social media, basically your whole life online because you have no money.

Lee: Bruv, at the end of the week, after I’ve paid all my bills… all I can do is go online.

Frank: Innit, bruv. I’m in the same boat—totally skinternet, LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Skinternet by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026