skwitz

Adj- The typical word used to name-call someone in the friend group who’s just the worst

Noun- Title given to someone who has a tiny penis (generally between 1-2 inches)

Verb- ‘Skwitzed’ or ‘Skwitzing’ , ruining an entire night for a friend. Generally by vomiting.

Man, Josh threw up all over the girl I was hitting on last night, what a totally skwitz.

skwitz by Jonathon Cumber October 27, 2021

skwizit 

skwizit, (skwiz-it) or quisit
Derived from "exquisite"

meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary

relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight

"That is a skwizit purse"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"

"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"

"Don't mess with my skwizitness"

skwizit by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008

skitz mission 

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

skitz mission by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017

Playing Switzerland 

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".

Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

Playing Switzerland by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010

skitz 

word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.

mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”

skitz by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war

Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland

being switzerland by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

switzerland

Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.

"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"

switzerland by George99 April 22, 2007