skwitz

Adj- The typical word used to name-call someone in the friend group who’s just the worst

Noun- Title given to someone who has a tiny penis (generally between 1-2 inches)

Verb- ‘Skwitzed’ or ‘Skwitzing’ , ruining an entire night for a friend. Generally by vomiting.

Man, Josh threw up all over the girl I was hitting on last night, what a totally skwitz.

by Jonathon Cumber October 27, 2021

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skwizit

skwizit, (skwiz-it) or quisit
Derived from "exquisite"

meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary

relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight

"That is a skwizit purse"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"

"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"

"Don't mess with my skwizitness"

by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008

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skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017

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Playing Switzerland

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".

Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010

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skitz

word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.

mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”

by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

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