Skupe 

Slang for scooping someone's brains out with an ice cream scooper. To cause pain or discomfort to someone.

Dude, you're gonna get skuped if you don't shutup. Carolyn's going to get all "Baskin Robbins" on you.

Skupe by PizzaPizza August 7, 2014

skupe 

to infect another person with any std. most commonly used when an individual is transmitted "the blue waffle".

I cant believe she skuped me!

skupe by dooploop May 13, 2014

Skype daddy 

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.

Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”

Skype daddy by PJMac August 1, 2012

Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

skypemob 

Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena.

See if we can get his number and skypemob him!

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skypemob by jungboho July 18, 2009

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

skuse

to work all day and actually do no work

i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.

skuse by slowent December 9, 2009