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Skull Fucker 

A person who sticks his penis in a person's eye.
You remember that one eyed chick? She loved to be skull fucked.
Skull Fucker by Michael O. November 20, 2004

skull fucker 

a problem that baffles the mind usually while tripping on acid. OR a penis in the eye ear or nose
skull fucker by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Skullfucker 

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Skullfucker by D Pereira December 30, 2003

Skullfuckery 

Malicious mockery, directed at one individual, with the intention of causing that individual mental and emotional anguish on a comparable level to having their eye socket violated with a hard cylindrical object.
1: That was some pretty serious Skullfuckery there man.

2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.
Skullfuckery by spazmate December 8, 2009

Skullfucker 

it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.
e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)
Skullfucker by onecleanpunch November 29, 2003

skullfucker 

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.
That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.
skullfucker by SoulChain January 22, 2014
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