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a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.
Matt likes to skull-fuck me when he really needs to get off!
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by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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1.the act of grabbing a partner's skull and putting your dick in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it still, therefore having sex with their skull.
2. a variation of face fuck
"As she was giving me head, she didn't go down deep enough on me, so i skull fucked her instead."
by Razr July 27, 2005
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v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.
"Look at me while I skullfuck you"
by Temptation August 15, 2005
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v. 1) To remove an/the eye of an entity (usually the mammilian boned creature, H. Sapian) from it socket and insert a phallus, or phallic object into the cavity, repeatedly. In the case of an actual penis being inserted, ocular-fornication is continued until ejaculation.
n. a reference to "Full Metal Jacket"
"I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! " -Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
by Epiphyte October 29, 2003
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when you fuck your bitch in the mouth or her eye socket really, hard pounding her head with every thrust.
Man, did you see that dude skull fuck that bitch, it looked like it hurt !
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by squid1161 August 12, 2016
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When somebody is fucked through the eye socket. I wouldn't know what it feels like, but it's probably nice.
by Thomas Simonson December 26, 2007
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