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skreli

Verb: To suddenly and astronomically hike the price on something, usually with malicious or self-serving intent.
Man, I was gonna buy that guy's sofa for $20, but when I got there he skreli'd me and said I'd have to pay $500!
by claptitude August 25, 2016
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Salty Skrelp

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.
Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.
by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022
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Shkreli

I'm going to wipe that shkreli look off your face.
by Mitico May 3, 2016
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shkreli

n. A dried pool of santorum (Tina was dismayed to find shkreli on her new skirt.)
semen feces anus scum shkreli
by Pianu Keyes November 4, 2015
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Skrelnick

Word used by the character Olaf (Silent Bob's Russian cousin) in Clerks, supposed to be Russian, but really just a made-up word by Kevin Smith who was trying to think of a word that sounded Russian. Also spelled "skrelnik" at times.
Jay: Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf (looks Jay's Lady Friend over): Skrelnick!
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Jay's Lady Friend: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
by S. Mosier July 6, 2008
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Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget
him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual
by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019
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shkrelied

A person is "shkrelied" when they have to pay an outrageously jacked-up price for something that they want or need because of the unbridled greed of the seller. Refers to pharma-bro Martin Shkreli, CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, who raised the price of a life-saving cancer drug by 5000%.
I bought some Packers tickets on eBay, but they cost me a bundle; I really got shkrelied.
by UrbaneCowboy October 3, 2016
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