skreli

Verb: To suddenly and astronomically hike the price on something, usually with malicious or self-serving intent.

Man, I was gonna buy that guy's sofa for $20, but when I got there he skreli'd me and said I'd have to pay $500!

skreli by claptitude August 25, 2016

Salty Skrelp 

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.

Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.

Salty Skrelp by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022

Shkreli 

Smug

I'm going to wipe that shkreli look off your face.

Shkreli by Mitico May 3, 2016

shkreli 

n. A dried pool of santorum (Tina was dismayed to find shkreli on her new skirt.)

semen feces anus scum shkreli

shkreli by Pianu Keyes November 4, 2015

Skrelnick 

Word used by the character Olaf (Silent Bob's Russian cousin) in Clerks, supposed to be Russian, but really just a made-up word by Kevin Smith who was trying to think of a word that sounded Russian. Also spelled "skrelnik" at times.

Jay: Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf (looks Jay's Lady Friend over): Skrelnick!
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Jay's Lady Friend: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.

Skrelnick by S. Mosier July 6, 2008

Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget

him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019

shkrelied 

A person is "shkrelied" when they have to pay an outrageously jacked-up price for something that they want or need because of the unbridled greed of the seller. Refers to pharma-bro Martin Shkreli, CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, who raised the price of a life-saving cancer drug by 5000%.

I bought some Packers tickets on eBay, but they cost me a bundle; I really got shkrelied.

shkrelied by UrbaneCowboy October 3, 2016