skreli

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Verb: To suddenly and astronomically hike the price on something, usually with malicious or self-serving intent.

Man, I was gonna buy that guy's sofa for $20, but when I got there he skreli'd me and said I'd have to pay $500!

skreli by claptitude August 25, 2016

Words you can keep

Salty Skrelp

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.

Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.

Salty Skrelp by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022

Related Words

skreli • shkreli • skeeling • Skraeling • skelijohn • Skrelnick • Sareliz • Serelimbo • shkrelied • Sirelis

Shkreli

Smug

I'm going to wipe that shkreli look off your face.

Shkreli by Mitico May 3, 2016

shkreli

n. A dried pool of santorum (Tina was dismayed to find shkreli on her new skirt.)

semen feces anus scum shkreli

shkreli by Pianu Keyes November 4, 2015

Skrelnick

Word used by the character Olaf (Silent Bob's Russian cousin) in Clerks, supposed to be Russian, but really just a made-up word by Kevin Smith who was trying to think of a word that sounded Russian. Also spelled "skrelnik" at times.

Jay: Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf (looks Jay's Lady Friend over): Skrelnick!
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Jay's Lady Friend: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.

Skrelnick by S. Mosier July 6, 2008

Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget

him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019

shkrelied

A person is "shkrelied" when they have to pay an outrageously jacked-up price for something that they want or need because of the unbridled greed of the seller. Refers to pharma-bro Martin Shkreli, CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, who raised the price of a life-saving cancer drug by 5000%.

I bought some Packers tickets on eBay, but they cost me a bundle; I really got shkrelied.

shkrelied by UrbaneCowboy October 3, 2016

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026