shkrelied

A person is "shkrelied" when they have to pay an outrageously jacked-up price for something that they want or need because of the unbridled greed of the seller. Refers to pharma-bro Martin Shkreli, CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, who raised the price of a life-saving cancer drug by 5000%.

I bought some Packers tickets on eBay, but they cost me a bundle; I really got shkrelied.

by UrbaneCowboy October 3, 2016

Shkreli

Smug

I'm going to wipe that shkreli look off your face.

by Mitico May 3, 2016

shkreli

n. A dried pool of santorum (Tina was dismayed to find shkreli on her new skirt.)

semen feces anus scum shkreli

by Pianu Keyes November 4, 2015

Shkreli

Smug

I'll wipe that shkreli look off your face!

by Mitico May 10, 2016

Shkreli

Getting Shkrelied (named after "Pharma bro" Martin Shkreli) is used when karma kicks in and someone gets paid in full for all the evil stuff they've done. The term works best when the person that karma is repaying is a greedy asshat.

Oh, man, did you hear that my slumlord just got fined a million bucks? Dude totally got Shkrelied.

by cbc-- March 28, 2016

shkreli

Verb: To suddenly and astronomically hike the price of something, usually with malicious or self-serving intent.

Man, I was gonna buy that guy's couch for $20, but when I got there he shkreli'd me and said I'd have to pay $500!

by claptitude August 25, 2016

shkreli

When your taint sweat becomes infected, the resulting green pus is known as "shkreli".

"My god, your underwear smells like a dying crab!"
"Yeah, I haven't showered in three weeks and there's quite the buildup of Shkreli in there."

by WadatahMyDamie December 16, 2015