shkreli

n. A dried pool of santorum (Tina was dismayed to find shkreli on her new skirt.)
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Verb: To suddenly and astronomically hike the price of something, usually with malicious or self-serving intent.
Man, I was gonna buy that guy's couch for $20, but when I got there he shkreli'd me and said I'd have to pay $500!
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When your taint sweat becomes infected, the resulting green pus is known as "shkreli".
"My god, your underwear smells like a dying crab!"
"Yeah, I haven't showered in three weeks and there's quite the buildup of Shkreli in there."
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verb
1. to smirk; to smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.

synonyms: grin, sneer, leer

noun
2. a person who shows a high level of greed, callousness, and moral vacuousness. plural: shkrelies
synonyms: avarice, cupidity, acquisitiveness, covetousness, rapacity, materialism, mercenariness; rare: pleonexia; informal: money-grubbing

adjective
3. displaying a high level of greed, callousness, and moral vacuousness.
synonyms: avaricious, cupidity, acquisitive, covetous, grasping, materialistic, mercenary, possessive; informal: money-grubbing, money-grabbing

see also: narcissistic personality disorder
1. They disliked the way he shkrelied at them.

2. That businessman is a real shkreli. plural: They're a bunch of shkrelies.

3. He is the most shkreli individual that American capitalism has produced this far.
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I needed to use a brush and cleanser to remove the shkreli from the toilet bowl.
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I'm going to wipe that shkreli look off your face.
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A person is "shkrelied" when they have to pay an outrageously jacked-up price for something that they want or need because of the unbridled greed of the seller. Refers to pharma-bro Martin Shkreli, CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, who raised the price of a life-saving cancer drug by 5000%.
I bought some Packers tickets on eBay, but they cost me a bundle; I really got shkrelied.
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