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Skoobist 

Someone who has done something very dumb. There can only be one Skoobist at a time, If someone else then does something dumb they are now the Skoobist
John: " Woops I forgot to water my plants"
Sarah" Your such a skoobist"
Skoobist by jamiejam69 November 17, 2010
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skoobies 

SKype bOOBIES = Skoobies.

Boobies over skype chat.

When you finally manage to get your internet girlfriend to show you her lushous boobies. A monumental moment that has to be earned.
I've not seen Sarah for 5 weeks now, she is miles away, I could really do with some Skoobies right now...

Spoke to my girlfriend last night on skype - total Skoobies session...
skoobies by bennyprince May 17, 2011

Shootiest 

Shortened word. Shooty

Shooty meaning. When you are tempted to kill someone with a gun.

Shootier. When you are the shootier one, the murderous one.

Shootiest . When you are the most shooty out of your group.

Noun. Shootie. Plural. Shooties

Shootie is someone who is tempted to kill someone with a firearm

Shooties is a group of people who are tempted to kill someone with a gun.
George bailey was shooty when he wanted to kill the maid.

George was the shootier one.

George was the shootiest person out of 8 people.

Who is the shootie?

The shooties names are unknown.
Shootiest by Shootier and shootiest February 18, 2022

Skoobist 

Someone who has done something very dumb. There can only be one Skoobist at a time, If someone else then does something dumb they are now the Skoobist
John: " Woops I forgot to water my plants"
Sarah" Your such a skoobist"
Skoobist by jamiejam699 November 19, 2010

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW! 

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.
So now you know.

skoolies 

place where skool leavers go when they finish there yr 12 exams and want to go and get shitfaced. often held in queensland and victor harbor in SA. Can often be associated with horny sluts and ugly gangies lookn to cop it from multiple guys at once. Also a haven for 30 + yr old guys tryin to pickup some teen slut to bang rotten

got sloppy seconds ?
queensland or victor harbor is where skoolies is held
skoolies by Killa_VN February 4, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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