skoff

Skoff. Its a term in blogging where you write about anything that is random. Its called skoffing.

Hey, what the hell u doing on wordpress..

Nothin, just skoffing a little.

by Skoffer November 26, 2011

beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!

friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff

by Max Morgan November 10, 2007

Boff Skoff

The art of Breaking Wind into your hand, containing it in your clenched fist and then releasing it under an unsuspecting by passers nose. Boff Skoff's are normally only carried out when the person who is releasing the Boff Skoff knows that it will be of the smelliest type, Thus causing the Boff Skoffer ( The person who smells or inhales it ) to Flinch, Shout, Scream or Vomit etc.......

Q) Why is Leroy vomiting ? A) Christopher has just caught him with a Boff Skoff !!

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

skoof

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Soffy

A blend word from "soft" and "comfy." Our 2-year old coined this when she asked to wear her favorite "soffy" sweatshirt.

That shirt looks so cozy and soffy!
This is my favorite soffy blanket.

by soffymom November 2, 2018

Crab Skuffle

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019

Skiff

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021