Boff

The act of being a slag, but not a bad slag, an impressive slag.

can be referred to as “Boffy
Liz was a proper boff last night in baa bars
by Joshellison March 28, 2022
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another way to reference electronic cigarette or a vape, without sounding like a nerd
“can i have go of your boff mate?”
aye pal there ya go”
by Nobody likes monaco May 11, 2019
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What nerds say when they mock other nerds.
by AniMality January 06, 2009
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A Boff is someone who smokes snide richmonds on purpose and is A term used to describe people who are unintentionally freaks or could be someone with resin teeth
Reece Finley is a proper boff
by The wreka crew October 24, 2019
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(North East England)
To smell or sniff something
"Shall we gan boff some candles in TK MAXX?"
by dbljackncoke August 01, 2017
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An insult which is used against people who are clever. It doesn't make much sense because being clever is not a handicap. So all the people who use boff as an insult should try to do a sum which is easier than 2 + 2 , although I doubt their brains would manage it. Then they will find that being a boff is not such a bad thing. It is certainly better than being a chav
Chavette: OMFG ur such a boff.
Boff: Better than being a chav with no brains, like you.

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To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.

It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.

Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.

i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"

Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.

Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"

"That deal was such a Boff"

"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"

"You are such a Boffer!"
by Ben Hawkes October 19, 2007
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