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skitarded
A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010
Skilar
Skilar is such an amazing person you'll never meet another person like her. Skilars normally have brown or green eyes that will captivate you. A Skilar is a person you want on your side she will be their till the end she's she real definition of a ride or die. She tends to always have people around her but she only wants one. She has a very nice figure. She is quit awkward when you first meet her but once shes used to you shes a lot of fun.
"You see that girl over there with the nice body?"
"Yeah thats Skilar"
"Dang she bad"
"Yeah but she's taken"
"Yeah thats Skilar"
"Dang she bad"
"Yeah but she's taken"
Skilar by littlecurlyhairedgirl October 21, 2018
Shizar
He looks shizar
slizard
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
slizard by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
Skizore
Skizzard
A cross between a skunk and a lizard, are often rainbow colored and only show themselves when you are high. They like throwing rocks.
Skizzard by Lexxi & Emily May 16, 2005
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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