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skizer by bizzledoggle June 14, 2008
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Skizer by Astrangehuman October 14, 2023
Star trek skizer
A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.
Star trek skizer by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009
Big Mountain Skier
Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.
Big Mountain Skier by Waddy153 February 4, 2018
Utah Skier
During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.
Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013
skiveritis
A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.
From the verb to skive
From the verb to skive
skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004
Snobby skier
Any skier that is at an advanced level at skiing and subtly excludes all other lower level skiers. This only occurres in a group setting where there are is more than one snobby skier present.
Me: Hey, wanna go on that run?
Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two
Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two
Snobby skier by perrier1234 March 12, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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