skizer 

a partying family man/ lover boy

Mike Deskin is the skizer

skizer by bizzledoggle June 14, 2008

Skizer 

Southern word for scissors!

“William holding a skizer we’re simple folk”

Skizer by Astrangehuman October 14, 2023

Star trek skizer

A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.

yo man Nyota Uhura played by Zoe Saldana in the new Star Track movie is a star trek skizer.

Star trek skizer by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009

Big Mountain Skier

Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.

Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.

Big Mountain Skier by Waddy153 February 4, 2018

Utah Skier 

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.

I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!

Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013

skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

Snobby skier 

Any skier that is at an advanced level at skiing and subtly excludes all other lower level skiers. This only occurres in a group setting where there are is more than one snobby skier present.

Me: Hey, wanna go on that run?

Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two

Snobby skier by perrier1234 March 12, 2019