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skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
That guy looks like a skirted egg!
skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008
Word of the Day on February 16, 2024
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yo, nice skirt 

A rap line sung by South Korean idol Park Chanyeol (member of band EXO) in the song Forever. This line became a joke between the fans (EXO-L or Aeri) as soon as the song was released.
"Does this look good on me?"

"Yo, nice skirt!"

skitz mission 

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.
Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"
skitz mission by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017
word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.
mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”
skitz by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

Mini skirt 

Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.
Whoops, there went a breeze. My paper went flying. So did your mini skirt.
Mini skirt by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009

Pencil Skirt 

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
Pencil Skirt by usis December 25, 2009