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Skirts With Wheels 

The first generation hybrid, Honda Insight with fender skirts covering the rear tires.
Your car is gay, it's a skirts with wheels.
Skirts With Wheels by "B" to the "T" September 8, 2005

Skirts per step 

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
Skirts per step by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

skirts are not made for meals

Basically saying that skirts aren't made for males, but spelling error edition. It was started by a toxic OC named Randy. (credit to Shawna for the original dialogue)
Randy: Too bad, skirts are not made for meals, there are soft pants and shorts out there

booty skirts

A skirt worn primarily to show off one's ass. Generally the only thing it covers is one's ass.
"Wow. look at the sexy booty skirt that girl is wearin."

beef skirts 

An extreme case of elongated labia majoras.
Tammy was so hot until she took down her pants and her beefskirts hit the floor..
beef skirts by d bo April 21, 2004

Chasing Skirts 

Looking for sex partners. Usually used to refer to a male seeking female company. But it could possibly be used to refer to a lesbian seeking sex partners or perhaps to a gay man seeking a cross-dressing or otherwise effeminate male partner.

Accusing someone of "Chasing Skirts" can imply that the accused person is usually unsuccessful in his\her\other's endeavours.
"Did you see Brad? Man, does that guy ever do anything *besides* chasing skirts?"
Chasing Skirts by Aedwynn November 3, 2005