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skipper, Skip 

Columbian snow in the form of powder.
Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
skipper, Skip by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007
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Doktor Skipper 

Low-key, I thought Doktor Skipper was a real bird.
Doktor Skipper by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021

Part Skipper 

A word for when a weeb wants to be a dingus to someone who watches jojo by saying that they skipped parts
You can’t send jojo related memes, part skipper you haven’t watched that part yet!
Part Skipper by naviiii September 2, 2019

skipper flipper 

When a woman is bathing or swimming naked and her labia ebbs and flows with the current of the water. Usually occurs in a woman with an above average size labia.
Beth and Tommy decided to go skinny dipping at the lake. They stripped down and entered the cool morning water, wading out until it was up to their waists. From nearby, they heard an old man laughing. They turned and looked real quick and noticed a man on the shore fishing. He said to them, "Holy shit girl, you have some mighty long vagina lips. You got a skipper flipper going on there." Beth screamed, Tommy laughed with man.

Dr. skipper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?
Dr. skipper by skin May 18, 2005

Part Skipper 

People who skips JoJo Parts. Like for example a person who starts watching JoJo Part 3 just because its cooler than Part 1.
Guy 1:"damn Imtiaz is a Part Skipper"
Guy 2:"Frickin loser"

Ryland Skipper 

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON
KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends
Ryland Skipper by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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