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Skinny dipping 

Nakey nakey in the lakey lakey
I’m gonna go skinny dipping with jemand in the lake
Skinny dipping by hmm_ima_jesus August 1, 2019
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skinny dipping 

"I forgot my swimming suit"
"No problem, we can go skinny dipping"
skinny dipping by Andre December 17, 2003

Skinny dipping 

One day A group of girls in their late teens early 20s wanted to go swimming but didn’t have bathing suits so they went skinny dipping instead.
Skinny dipping by Hahah278388 December 11, 2019

skinny dipping 

for crying out loud, it's just swimming naked, IT'S NOT KINKY
Don't go skinny dipping, my parents are watching.
skinny dipping by an azn August 19, 2006

Skinny dipping 

Swimming nude.

Charlie and Trevor set their bags down on a rock overlooking a clear lake.
“Fuck, I’m really sweaty now,” said Trevor.
“Same,” said Charlie, “we could cool down in the lake.”
“I don’t have trunks.”
“All good, just strip. I don’t care.”
Trevor looked up to see Charlie peeling off his tight boxers, revealing a limp 5 inch dick.
Under the water, Trevor’s arm brushed against the shaft, and he felt it harden. Rising to the surface, Trevor floated on his back, closing his eyes and relaxing.
Suddenly, he felt a hand on his ass, groping and fingering his hole. He let out a soft gasp as he looked at Charlie. Following his gaze, he looked to his own crotch and saw that his full 7 inches were standing at attention.
“Like what you see?” Trevor whispered seductively.
Trevor guided Charlie’s hand to the base of his cock, and began pumping it up and down. Charlie pressed his lips onto Trevor’s, tongue exploring. It was too much for Trevor, with the passionate kiss, Charlie’s soft hand on his cock and his finger in his ass. Trevor began moaning louder. Charlie grinned, and shyly licked the tip of Trevor’s dick. Trevor whimpered, wanting more. He bucked his hips, but it was a bit hard considering he was floating in water. Charlie began going in farther until his nose was resting in Trevor’s pubes. He began bobbing up and down, faster. Trevor let out a scream of pleasure, and let out a load into Charlie’s mouth. Charlie swallowed it all.
Flipping so that he was standing, Trevor began to finger Charlie’s ass. Trevor spun Charlie around, putting him in a bear hug, and aligned his dick with Charlie’s ass. Charlie moved closer, trying to put the tip in.
Trevor gripped Charlies long hair, pulling his head up, and rammed his full hard length into Charlie’s hole. Charlie let out a loud moan, begging Trevor for more.
“Ooh yes daddy!” Charlie screamed.
Trevor stopped. “Daddy?” Charlie nodded. “So you’re my little boy? My little slut? Mine to control.”
“Yes Daddy, I love it when you take control, fuck me hard, fill me up with your big cock, punish me, make me your slut!”
Trevor was going full speed now. They were on the shore of the lake, with Charlie on all fours. Trevor began to spank Charlie, making his ass red.
“You’ve been a naughty boy, and you will be punished! You worthless little faggot slut! You are such a slut for my cock, aren’t you?”
“Yes daddy, I’m a worthless faggot, make me your slut!”
Sounds of sex filled the air. Finally, Trevor flooded Charlie with his seed, and he pulled out. Charlie’s hole was still stretched out, leaking cum, sore. Laying on his back, Charlie let out his load, spraying it all over Trevor.
“You useless whore! You got your cum on me! Clean it off now!”
Charlie got up and began to lick every inch of Trevor’s body, especially his cock, balls, and butt.
They only go skinny dipping when they are horny and then they fuck each other’s brains out.

skinny dipping 

1) engaging in sexual intercourse while swimming
2) swimming nude either with a large group or one other person, who usually is a hookup or love interest
3) swimming using underwear as a substitute for swimsuits, usually done with friends
1) "I totally got laid with that chick skinny dipping last night"
2) "Hey babe why don't we spice it up and go skinny dipping tonight?"
3) Joe: "Hey I really want to go swimming right now but I didn't bring my trunks "
Jane: "Me too, but I don't have my bikini either"
Joe: "How about skinny dipping then?"
Jane: "Good thinking!"
skinny dipping by Stevie Scott October 20, 2008

Skinny Dipping 

When a male take his penis and dips it into a friend, foe, or complete strangers drink.
A bro I just skinny dipped that guys drink when he went to the bathroom! Skinny Dipping
Skinny Dipping by funnymonke5 June 17, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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