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skinflint 

An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).
My uncle George will never help anyone out. He's too much of a skin
skinflint by Anonymous August 13, 2003
Word of the Day on November 18, 2018

skinflint 

some body that is very tight with their money and wont let it go easily
please can u lend me 20p for the phone
fuck off i go to work for that
skinflint by becky November 23, 2003

skinflint 

A sex act in which a man's penis is rubbed in a manner akin to vigorously rubbing flintstone to start a fire.
Guy 1: 'How was last night?'
Gay 2: 'Oh man....I went home with this chick and she skinflinted me like a pro'
Guy 1: 'You lucky F**K'
skinflint by sexykitten93 October 20, 2014

Skinflint 

A bonerless penis. A limp noodle skin sac.
I asked my homeboy when he presented his limp dick, "what do you expect me to do with that skinflint?"
Skinflint by Gagless Gaby August 22, 2023

Skintminted 

An expression to describe someone who claims to be skint all the time to avoid spending cash when they are actually minted.
Eg 1
James: Do you think Jeremy will want to come to the cinema?
Jacob: Yeah he will but he'll pull the whole skintminted routine.
James: That's true, he'll want to wait for orange wednesdays.

Eg 2
Jeremy: Dude, I'm gonna have to ask for some diesel money, really struggling for cash at the minute.
Isaac: *cough* skintminted *cough*
Jeremy: What did you say?!
Isaac: Nothing just clearing my throat.
Skintminted by jMiR March 2, 2010
A term that one refers to their pet if it does not contain hair or fur
I have to leave work because my skinfant needs a walk
skinfant by Mldsg April 1, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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