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Playing a duet on skinflutes
Playing a duet on skinflutes by Timebuilder March 29, 2011
Skinflint
Skinflint by Hal_Incandenza October 18, 2011
Skinflute
A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.
Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!
Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle
Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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