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ski goggles 

the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob

variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face
rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes

nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles
ski goggles by whiteboy69 December 2, 2007
Words you can keep

Ski Goggles 

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
Ski Goggles by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

Arabian Ski Goggles 

When your buddy passes out and you begin to tea bag your buddy placing a hairy ball on each eyelid
After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture
Arabian Ski Goggles by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Arabian Ski Goggles 

When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.
We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.

I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.

It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.
Arabian Ski Goggles by Brenttheviking November 19, 2009

Scandovanian Ski Goggles 

Placing your ballsack on the eyes of someone.
I was taking a nap and woke up a nice of scandovanian ski goggles on my eyes
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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