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skertboy
A guy who wears old fashion clothes, and whips around in his car. A skertboy has much class and a way with the ladies, but tends to fool around often. You'll find a skertboy smoking a cigar by the log cabin.
" man dude you were whipping around the corner, youre such a skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".
skertboy by pf420blaze June 3, 2015
Skerp
Means literally anything you want it to mean. Ambiguous but nonetheless, the skerpiest word of all time. Commonly also used as skerpy derpy, skerpiest, mmmm
Skerp by Mmmskerpyderpy July 19, 2018
Skepticus Maximus
Skepticus Maximus by JuliaMarie July 25, 2010
Skelpt Arse
Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.
A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)
A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)
Skelpt Arse by daveyutah February 6, 2013
skeptical hippo
A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.
skeptical hippo by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011
Skertboy
Known as a young cigar fanatic. Usually begins smoking at a young age or before 18. Finds excitement in smoking cigars at cookouts and family gatherings with uncles. Often times known as a fine cigar connoisseur who enjoys top shelf smokes. Avid cigar magazine subscriber.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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