skerpt

-noun
1. marijuana

-Verb

1. to smoke

Do you have any skerpt?

We need to skerpt.

by facebook.com/skerpt September 24, 2009

skertboy

A guy who wears old fashion clothes, and whips around in his car. A skertboy has much class and a way with the ladies, but tends to fool around often. You'll find a skertboy smoking a cigar by the log cabin.

" man dude you were whipping around the corner, youre such a skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".

by pf420blaze June 3, 2015

Skerp

Means literally anything you want it to mean. Ambiguous but nonetheless, the skerpiest word of all time. Commonly also used as skerpy derpy, skerpiest, mmmm

Oooooooo the McRib is the skerpiest thing of all time

by Mmmskerpyderpy July 19, 2018

Skepticus Maximus

To be skeptical of something, to the maximum degree.

I am skepticus maximus of this chocolate milk.

by JuliaMarie July 25, 2010

Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)

By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.

by daveyutah February 6, 2013

skeptical hippo

A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.

I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.

by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011

Skertboy

Known as a young cigar fanatic. Usually begins smoking at a young age or before 18. Finds excitement in smoking cigars at cookouts and family gatherings with uncles. Often times known as a fine cigar connoisseur who enjoys top shelf smokes. Avid cigar magazine subscriber.

Skertboy, take it easy on the dry hacks! The mailman just dropped off your travel size humidor on the front steps! Put out that bomber and get the mail!

by Yung BDW November 24, 2015