Skerge

A word concocted by two skergeons in late 2008, describing a situation where in which a person called for a sexual favor on a Tuesday does not execute said favor until the following Wednesday. The man who received the call patiently waits for the woman to arrive, where upon answering his door, he unexpectedly, or expectantly, expresses his eagerness with physical combustion.

Woman: Hey, do you want to get together later?

Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.

Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.

The following day:

Woman rings door bell, or knocks.

Man answers door.

Skerge!

Skerge by Skergeon MD December 19, 2008

Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Sergei Rachmaninoff 

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов

Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.

Sergei Rachmaninoff by Rockmaninoff May 24, 2010

Sergeant Johnson 

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.

Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--

Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011

Sergen 

Sergen is a wonderful and great person. He is very funny and there for you when you need him. He’s such a good guy and he has a big heart. He’s a really nice friend and he can be cute. You won’t find a better friend than him.

Oh there’s Sergen. What a nice guy!!

Sergen by girlwithabigheart November 15, 2017

skelgel

Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.

We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?

skelgel by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

Sergei Bobrovsky 

Rookie superstar for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is from Russia and although one of the only things he can say in american is "the cheesesteaks are good here", thats all he needs to know and he is a beast!

Sergei Bobrovsky played great last night and lead the Flyers to a win

Sergei Bobrovsky by SergeiBobrovksyisaB0$$ February 24, 2011