skench

A skench is a person that has absolutely no earthly idea what they are talking about, but they think that what they are saying is absolutely correct.

Sort of like a dumbass, but more extreme.

"You dumb skench, shut up"
"Man, can you believe what a skench that guy is?"

by Nolan J. Bury November 23, 2004

skench

This is a word that has no one meaning.
It can be good, bad, whatever. It has no limitations other than the emotion put behind it.

Yo skench get me my skench'n skenches!

(Translation: Yo dude, get me my frigg'n shoes!)

by The Naked Ninja August 05, 2005

skench

someone who is both DENCH and SKINNY.

yo victoria beckham is Skench bruv

by riiiiiijjjjj February 12, 2012

Skench

a derogatory term for left-handed people

"Silverstone is such a skench he uses his left hand to draw."

by Quentin Tarantino 84 December 20, 2016

Skench

A mixture between being Skinny and Hench (muscular.)

Skench people are thin but have defined muscles on top, but are not bulky in appearance.

'OMG, that indie guy is SO skench, he's my perfect type!'

by Shaniqua of Chap3l January 10, 2013

Skench

Skench: floozy knob gobbler; an higher class scunt on the nasty bitch scale; a plan Jane with a frowny face.

Stephanie is fucking skench, you need to leave her.
Oh bro, dont tell me your with skench again.
Kara is a nasty ass skench.

by Richism1ism July 02, 2019

skenching

The act of vomiting into a kangaroo’s pouch, popular in the Australian states of New South Wales, Queensland, and Victoria.

Hey mate, wanna get on the piss and go skenching in the Hunter Valley this weekend?

by gigaLion March 26, 2022