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SkeezeAssface 

A nasty, dirty, whoring person who has the face of an ass.
"Hey Doucher."
"Hey SkeezeAssface"
SkeezeAssface by Charkanine August 23, 2011

skeezers 

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!
Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa
skeezers by hewey May 31, 2004

skeezers 

A nasty hoe, sumone dat gets around

A gurl dat swears she cute but really aint (hot mess)
Man, that gurl Shaquita and her friends are fuckin skeezers
i kno man she fuck everything wit a dick
skeezers by Reaquannita January 5, 2006
A group of bitch's who scheme on other people relations, either trying to break them up or steal a partner
Those skeezes are always scheming
Skeezes by Imadef March 4, 2009

skeezeyskonk 

a jujitsu move involved in the act of rapidly ripping a mans bollocks off. the art was first perfected by a man named ronnie
ah fuck mate he’s gonna fuckin skeezeyskonk his nuts
skeezeyskonk by skeezeyskonk December 3, 2019

sammy skeezers 

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.
Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.
sammy skeezers by scott justice October 12, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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