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sheetmeat 

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.
I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.
sheetmeat by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

Skeeteth 

1. Shakespeare's attempt at being crunk.
2. Ejaculating during the Renaissance Period
Sucking of the dicketh resultseth in cometh in the moutheth. Skeeteth, skeeteth, skeeteth.
Skeeteth by s bizzle April 7, 2005

sweetweet 

1. A person who is much loved in Twitter
2. A sweetie or any well-liked individual in Twitter
She is the sweetweet of my heart.
sweetweet by timlight January 29, 2010

skeetpeter

when there is skeet on your peter...
Hey why dont you go wipe off your skeetpeter then we can engage in intercourse.
skeetpeter by tinytim August 11, 2007

Chai and Seemeet

Literally "Tea and Semen". Turkish term for a pseudo-intellectual Turkish man who loves Greek culture.
That Chai and Seemeet thinks he's an upper crust superior, but he teabags every statue of Plato or Alexander he cums across, anything for a little teabreak. His sexual outlook is completely spartan.

Skeeyeet 

When the word "yeet" isn't enough to how hard you yeeted something.
I just skeeyeeted myself out the window.
Skeeyeet by DJK1344 October 26, 2019