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nickname of a dude who is amazingly sexy and all the girls want to jump on him. He showers twice a day and smells like heaven. He is a sex panther and is AMAZING in bed. He never farts or poops or does any of those nastey things and if he does he never talks about it because that is a major turn off. although secretly we all know he takes humongous dumps all over the place. Skeets alot.
HMM who left this shit all over the place? i'm guess it was skeaton but thats okay because he's so fucking amazing.
skeaton by Kathryn Jane March 26, 2008
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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

Red Skelton 

Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.
"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.
Red Skelton by Bionicle718 June 27, 2007
Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.
Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.
Smeaton by registradus December 22, 2014

Meade Skelton

Alt-Country/Pop Singer-Songwriter b. April 8th, 1979

Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.

Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.
Meade Skelton is a Singer Songwriter from Richmond Virginia.
Meade Skelton by Robert Young January 29, 2007

Porter Skelton 

The gayest fag u will ever meet that eats the booty like groceries
The man/woman of whom you will most likely fall in love with.
They will make you heart skip a beat and will fill your stomach with butterflies

They may be shy at first but will warm up to you and you will see their amazing personality

They are truly one to love
Oh **** Seaton? Yea they're amazing
seaton by Noooooooo oneeeeeeeeeee February 4, 2017
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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