Skelton

A facial disfigurement or grotesque look someone has on any day.

Yo, I woke up this morning and my face was lookin' skelton.

Skelton by Brad Patria February 25, 2009

Skelton

A pretty place in the north - east of england were my boyfriend lives :D
NOT THE HOME OF CHAVS
because i'm not a chav
and i havent been beaten up when i've gone there
so HAAHH

"you can come to skelton tonight if you want babe"

Skelton by Nicolarrr December 14, 2008

Skelton crew

A gang of people in Brampton that started on the street that they grew up on:"SKELTON BLVD".

i went to St.Annes skool with the skelton crew.

Skelton crew by Skelton girl 4 lyf August 17, 2006

Red Skelton 

Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.

"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.

Red Skelton by Bionicle718 June 27, 2007

Meade Skelton

Alt-Country/Pop Singer-Songwriter b. April 8th, 1979

Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.

Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.

Meade Skelton is a Singer Songwriter from Richmond Virginia.

Meade Skelton by Robert Young January 29, 2007

Porter Skelton 

The gayest fag u will ever meet that eats the booty like groceries

Damnt porter skelton

Porter Skelton by Ieatpussyforbekfast January 30, 2018

Polly Skelton 

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

Polly Skelton by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008