by Brad Patria February 25, 2009
A pretty place in the north - east of england were my boyfriend lives :D
NOT THE HOME OF CHAVS
because i'm not a chav
and i havent been beaten up when i've gone there
so HAAHH
NOT THE HOME OF CHAVS
because i'm not a chav
and i havent been beaten up when i've gone there
so HAAHH
by Nicolarrr March 5, 2007
Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.
"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.
by Bionicle718 June 5, 2007
Alt-Country/Pop Singer-Songwriter b. April 8th, 1979
Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.
Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.
Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.
Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.
by Robert Young January 25, 2007
Damnt porter skelton
by Ieatpussyforbekfast January 30, 2018
A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<
"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."
"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"
'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"
Polly: "ummmm....Music."
'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"
Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."
'Percy': Niceone....
"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"
'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"
Polly: "ummmm....Music."
'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"
Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."
'Percy': Niceone....
by The King of NooNarnia August 23, 2008
"Crisp. Refreshing. Thirst-Quenching Excitement." -Coca-Cola 2021. Liams everywhere are known for their cool and funny personality. So people named Liam Skelton have that refreshing funny taste to them.
by Medium Mac April 27, 2022