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Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
Skatch by Wamba September 2, 2023
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Greek for shit.
skata edw skata ekei skata kai parapera opou tha pas skata tha deis skata kai ston aera.skata na fas skata na pieis skata na pas na xeseis ap'ta skata tha sikwtheis kai sta skata tha peseis
skata by fragos December 12, 2003
A cross between sketchy and shady. Used to describe weird or strange happenings.
Girl 1: Do you see that creeper staring at us over there?
Girl 2: Oh my god he's so skatchy!
Skatchy by hoodoomuse March 3, 2011

Skatabula 

a. the act of being cheap , a polite racial slang word.

b. when someone is beaing ignorant
example 1

"yo wtf that skatabula only gave me 1.42$ on a 90.00$ check, that bula!!!! ( see bula )
Skatabula by billy b good August 5, 2010

satahnic 

Pronouncing a curse word or undesirable entity such as hell, satan, damn, ect. with similar acoustics but slightly differently to acheive the same meaning but in a pussified way. Originating from NHL hockey announcers when they started pronouncing Miroslav Satan's name as 'Satahn', instead of Satan, as to not offend any "Joe Bible" viewers.
Joe: "Darn it, I locked my keys in the car!"

Bob: "You pussy, why do you have to use the satahnic version of damn?"
satahnic by Vanhoven June 1, 2009

Skatastic 

A word used by people who listen to Ska. One of the greatest compliments you can give. Can also be used as an adjective meaning "amazingly kool in the ska world" See also: Skalicious
1. Dude, that show was skatastic

2. That is one skatastic skanker

3. Streetlight Manifesto is a skatastic band
Skatastic by Skatastic Jay April 1, 2005
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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