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skanktron 

Ever get that feeling that skanks were in the vicinity without seeing them? Well then you Sir are a proud owner of a skanktron. A Skanktron is a man's built-in device used to detect nearby skanks, it works similarly to the legendary GAYdar.
my skanktron is picking up heavy activity by the cocktail bar.
skanktron by El Gonzo January 16, 2011

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

skankbrows 

overly plucked or shaved then penciled in eyebrows. which look skanky.
My ex is such a loser, did you see his new girlfriend? She's got some skankbrows.
skankbrows by iheart? November 22, 2009

skanktimonious 

adj.

1. Of or relating to one who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous, but often contradictorily portrayed in a decidedly more pious fashion.

Quite obviously, skanktimonious derives from the contraction of skank, that of more popular vernacular, not the rhythmic dance, and sanctimonious.
Paris Hilton is so skanktimonious.
skanktimonious by Heywood Giablomi December 12, 2005

Skanktown 

When one dresses or acts particularly skanky, they then have the right to say that they are from or represent Skanktown; Somewhat of a centralized hometown to whores worldwide.
By fourth hour i finally managed to zip my dress over my boobs. Reppin' Skanktown: Population 69!
Skanktown by MIPkki December 14, 2010

skanktankerous 

1)an adjective to define a girl who is Ill-tempered and quarrelsome in addition to the fact that she has, will, or is in the process of doing some pretty skanky risqué things.

2)Can often be said in exclamation.


Coined by Chelsea ;]
1)T baby is awfully skanktankerous when she pulls her pants down lower so the coach can see her camel toe when she stretches.

2)Look at that get up! It is so effing skanktankerous!
skanktankerous by Chelsea Cosmocrat December 9, 2008
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Oblication 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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