skankatron

noun; an excessively skanky person, bringing sleaziness to a mehodical and relentless level almost as if he/she were a machine whose sole programmed routine involved being easy, forward, and generally skanky whore.

That boy with whom you cheated on me last week and now won't call you back? he's a skankatron and you should go get yourself to the clinic. Oh yeah by the way, you couldn't pay me to toss that ass of yours now.

skankatron by ewp January 27, 2004

Skankatron Thunderdome 

A social gathering place where unusually self absorbed, extremely shallow men and women gather to compete with each other in order to score the best possible sexual partner. Characteristic traits of such an establishment would be text message walls, Abercrombie dresscode, and the tangible disdain for anyone present that is not exclusively looking for sex.

Me: So, I went to that club the other night. It took me twenty minutes to get a drink because the bartender was too busy trying to get the numbers of the only three women there that weren't already busy dryhumping.

Friend: ...How many times did the DJ play "Low"?

Me: About eight. In two hours.

Friend: Dude, you ventured into the Skankatron Thunderdome.

Skankatron Thunderdome by Digwood November 5, 2008

skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.

Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.

skunkathon by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

skanktronica 

A sub-genre of electronica music typically defined by its lackluster quality, pop music structure, and annoying and overbearing vocals. Vocalists are usually talentless tone deaf women that are limited to one octave range... guttural shouting.

Vocalists are usually decked out in outrageous fashion forward costumes, makeup, or create sexy eccentric (sexcentric???) personalities to detract from the obvious... Their music is only worth a cheap hip jiggle by some inebriated floozie on the dancefloor.

Over compressed preschool-level drum beats and bland uninspiring synth leads typically carry the song along. Often receives immense airplay from brainless Top 40 radio stations. Example of skanktronica include: Ke$ha, Cascada, Lady Gaga, and the Paradiso Girls.

Jill McClubslut: "Patron! Tequila! Me and my mamacitas..."

Leslie: What are you listening to?

Jill McClubslut: Oh it's the Paradiso Girls. They fucking rock! DJ Dweeby McMainstream was spinning this along with Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" down at SCENE 61 last night. This stuff is my going out anthem!

Leslie: Ohh... well it's a bunch of skanktronica if you ask me. Pure cheese. May I suggest Imogen Heap?

Jill McClubslut: What! She totally sampled that Jason DeRulo song!

Leslie: *facepalm*

skanktronica by Define Me! January 15, 2010

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

skanktronic 

whorish in nature, one who participates in acts of slut-dom.

Check out that girl over there with the tight mini-skirk. She's pretty and all, but she looks kind of skanktronic.

skanktronic by Anata_the_amazing January 27, 2009

Skankahontas 

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.

Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV

Skankahontas by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009