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skanktimonious 

adj.

1. Of or relating to one who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous, but often contradictorily portrayed in a decidedly more pious fashion.

Quite obviously, skanktimonious derives from the contraction of skank, that of more popular vernacular, not the rhythmic dance, and sanctimonious.
Paris Hilton is so skanktimonious.
skanktimonious by Heywood Giablomi December 12, 2005

skanktimonious 

Adjective to describe a judgmental woman who presents herself as an upstanding religious person, and talks a lot about "family values," but who has a double life that includes many violations of the principles she purports to uphold, including, but not limited to, sexual transgressions.
"Did you hear that Maisy cheated on her husband after the Christian Fellowship meeting last week?"

"That can't be possible. She is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in hell."

"It is true. But ever since she got the implants, she has been a skanktimonious bitch."
skanktimonious by Gwen Harleth January 23, 2011

skanktimonious 

Word describing the behavior of someone of equal or greater skankiness labeling someone else a skank or otherwise making them feel like a skank.
Did you see the way she got all skanktimonious on me when she saw what I was wearing tonight?
skanktimonious by KelH October 20, 2007

skanktimonious 

Trashy, yet extraordinarily self-righteous.
God, everyone on "The Hills" is so skanktimonious.
skanktimonious by GirlMonday June 16, 2009

SkankinMonkey 

SkankinMonkey - n. (skaynk-eng-mon-kee) 1. Slang used to describe someone who thinks he is cool, and/or has a superiority complex 2. A male prostitute 3. Some manwhore named Lane who plays Dance Dance Revolution
"Dude, that asshole is such a SKANKINMONKEY!"

"Don't be a SKANKINMONKEY by accepting that chick's money for sex!"

"SKANKINMONKEY you suck at DDR! OMG!"
SkankinMonkey by Ava Adore April 1, 2004
not giving a thought to something that is obviously so skanky.
Amy reverted to skankism when she removed her panties at work in a crowded office.
skankism by sarasmc July 1, 2005
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