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Spank Fest 

Masturbating all day. Spanking the monkey multiple times the same day.
Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..
Spank Fest by jizmaster2000 February 19, 2011

spank festival 

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.
Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?
spank festival by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

spankfest 

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.
Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.
spankfest by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003
Defenition: something that’s unliked and unwanted e.g. that haircut is the skankiest

That’s the skankiest car ever
E.g. that television is the skankiest
Skankiest by Brendan North March 10, 2018

Skankfest 

1: "I enjoy the company of women who give in easily to solicitation of sexual intercourse, with no regard to the repercussions of being overly promiscuous."

2: "Well theres a skankfest at the mall, since there is a sale at (whatever store whores shop at)."

1: "Scrumtrelescent, I'm getting my keys and cologne."
Skankfest by Jack Klugman December 24, 2008

Skankfest 

An object, room, person or situation skanky (disgusting) to the point of resembling a festival of skank.
This kitchen is such a skankfest, The plates are covered in mould, rats and STIs.

I have four days worth of nightclub stamps on my hands, I am such a skankfest.
Skankfest by arfarfarfarf March 11, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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