skampe

A nickname reserved only for the best specimen of the male species, can also be made into the adjective skampetastic to describe the most enjoyable of experiences

...last night was the most skampetastic night of my life!

by n00ber September 21, 2006

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Hairy Stamper

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

Skampiz

An individual who beholds the qualities of a skampiz. He/she is just "that guy." You know them when you see them.

Did you meet Ray? Absolute Skampiz amirite?

by YubYub the Kool April 12, 2019

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008