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Verb: getting physically or emotionally damaged in a embarrassing manner
Franklin got skalooted
skaloot by The Skalooter August 19, 2017
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Skatooterike

(v.) to skateboard, scooter, and bike collectively when not everyone in the group has all of one or the other.
Kevin: Let's skate on Friday.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.
Skatooterike by Kashmir Cardigan November 13, 2011
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it is what it says swaloot so really the word swaloot is a infinte black hole of everything
"i swaloot you swaloot she swaloot swalootolgy the study of swaloot its first grade spongebob
swaloot by chimkin nugg January 13, 2021

Dirt Skloot 

The Dirt Skloot is an insult started by RHS XC. It can be randomly be shouted out of context, and still make sense. Calling someone a Dirt Skloot is similar to punching a girl in the face, it's just morally wrong. The Dirt Skloot is also a noun, adjective, and a verb.
Mama Chode: Yo, what up?
Dirty Dan: Nothing Dirt Skloot.
Mama Chode: Wow, you hurt my feelings, whats wrong with you?
Dirt Skloot by xXbobsmithXx007 November 14, 2011
A kick to all area's unnamed.
Ana Hadeelak Beel Shaloot
shaloot by Ibn-Al-Shaloot August 17, 2007

skabootle 

emotional damage caused by words.
Shes skabootlen me to death.
skabootle by zach&bree March 2, 2008

Skarootum Meloman Mafootum 

The richest man in the world, he made his profit on beef jerky. He is an avid grape collector, and loves grids
I heard Skarootum Meloman Mafootum got some new grapes.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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